The one about sister Payne in the rear reminded me of a similar one.
The WT conductor called on a Sister Bush. Realizing his mistake he said, “I’m sorry, It’s Sister Birch,” and then, “I knew it was some type of shrub.”
The school overseer was giving a Sunday talk on marriage. At one point he said, “brothers, if you want to be truly happy, marry an ugly woman.”
All at once the entire audience turned to look at his wife who was quite homely.
Sad.
Another marriage talk, “sisters, it is your spiritual obligation to render that due morning, noon and night!”